Quote from MARSH2a :

LMAO... a cork for those of you racers that are prairie doggin it.

???? i assume ur one about my sig? praire doggin it? enlighten me to the meaning please? id say u mean shitting ourselves.

Quote from nutty boy :

OT: I've just realised that Jakg joined in August 2005 and I joined in March 2005.

He has over 2500 more posts than me

ya but i bet you have a social life

dont take that the wrong way jakg, jus a joke.

try posting in skin requests for a skinner. might get more results.

i want a good rally car. bumble bee engine, roll cage, co driver, also, we need a decent rally STAGE not rally cross tracks. and weather such as rain. and dirt on the cars. and window screen cracks. and drivers veiw getting chucked around tso we cant see where were going when we go over a bump. and fog. and fog lights. and snow. but no eskimos. jeez, i dont want much do i?

Quote from wheel4hummer :

1000th post!

good for you

727th post!!
dont have the same effect dus it.

hi, i was watching the wrc in japan, (i wasnt there, i was watchin it on telly), and i thought id try and recreate the focus on there, obviously there isnt really a car with the same boday shape, so i just used the fxo. remember this is WIP, but it should be finished soon,. any ideas or feedback extremely welcome.

EDIT: sorry about extreme poor quality of preveiw below, i just copied the screenshot into paint as it loads quicker than photoshop :S

can someone pass me a tissue to wipe saliva off my chin. thats mint!! nice work. pity licensing gets in the way of releasing that type of thing in lfs. but are you allowed to do it if your not charging for it? couldnt the devs realese it as a free add on (if enough ppl wanted it in lfs)? i dunno, jus a guess.

its always wierd when someone young dies. my cousin died at a young age. RIP Dave.

uurrghh, i hate to see what the checker flag poles do to your bf1 :P

Quote from Jakg :

traffic management

yes it really is as fun as it sounds!

traffic management eh? hmmm.

i know, hire jeremy clarckson in and get him to do a repeat of the radio show they did on top gear, where he linked all the cameras to the studio and he played god.

xr gt seems to be converted into a skyline by every noob who comes on here, but i think it looks like an rx-7. although they might not be based on anything.

Quote :

EDIT: I left my computer on and missed a page I guess your courseowkr is Geography then

geog coursework is a peice of piss. i did the whole exam a year early, just write a load of crap about how tourism ruins everywhere, then draw a map of where tourists go and thatll be alreet man!

Quote from Jakg :

yes, but i just clicked random page on his site to have a look and it was a good find

ah lol. i get it now. try typing in star wars and look at darth vadar pic

Quote from Jakg :

ever heard of the uncyclopedia?

edit - rofl

thats exactly the same site

good idea. this is also a very ammusing rip off of wikipedia. have a look. youl enjoy it
i assure you.

as long as you type in funny hings, youll get extremely funny things out.

im confused. i understand the time one.

iv heard theres one about freedom, but my m8 cant remember it

aah right i see
sort of
ill try and think of an example

@jakg, your full of knowledge, explain a paradox to me. iv never understood what it means. i thought it was i bit like a contradiction but apperently it isnt.

check yours

correct phsyco

it needs to move for the air to move faster over the top of wing, and slower under the bottom, to create difference in airpressure resulting in lift. apparently. to my knowledge. had the engines been infront of the wing, forceing air over and under it, then theoretically it could be possible,, but due to the weight ov a 747, no way.

depends what you mean. if it was alowed to move in the right direction it should, but also depends on speed of convayor belt. anyway wat u plannin on doing?

Quote :

I just woke up

good for you. have a good sleep?

Quote from Jakg :

i think the locals think im a peado - as part of my geography coursework i went to the local school and took photos of the "School run mum's Banzai parking manovers" and mothers rushed their children away from me!

you dont want to know what people think of me (just waiting for whizzkidone to make his tenth post now). all i do is act slightly camp and you get accused of allsorts.

Quote from Jakg :

i cant find it in my "super council dossier of money wasting" but iirc they spent £30,000 on a Bus Lane that is about 1/2 a mile long!

thats alot of graffiti and piss

EDit: aahh, buss lane, not buss stand.

Quote from Jakg :

to the left - a girl with attention problems (she like it, and makes up stuff to get it - ie, she claims to have been raped :schwitz

PS - SPAM!

theres one everywhere. we have one who keeps saying she going to move away, then everyone says oodbye, then she doesnt, then she once cut her stomach with a knife. queer lass

some stats about my home town(village),

• its shit
  
• theres nothing to do
  
• theres to many chavs
  
• the tap water smells funny
  
• theres thousands of dead animals burried not far away
  
• the indian take-away is crap,
  
• we have 6 windmilss
  
• we are known for being scruffy
  
• the weather is terrible
  
• we spend around £2 per year on regeneration

Quote :

yay! coursework is FUN!!!!

noooooooooooooo. that reminds me i have to go back to 6th form next week. *crys*

i mite just get a job at asda. then buy a g25